Saturday, May 11, 2013

You Havent ever seen us...so see us right Now-OW


Have you really seen us? No? well....

Guess who is is who?



From the left: Guy in the Red Sweater: Arav Arora, Girl in the blue shirt right below: Khushi Jaffar (me); Girl in black below me: Anusna Pal; Beside Arav: Anindiya Gupta Ray; Below Diya: Arpan Guptaray; Beside Arpan; Apratim Banerjee; Beside Apratim; Anamika Sarker; Beside Anamika in black; Ramyajit Roy; Below Ramyajit; Parthiv Dasarathman.


Friday, May 10, 2013

Swimming Diaries

10th May
6:00 PM, In the Swimming Pool

My parents had to pay 10,000 bucks annual fee for the club membership!! So, i went swimming today. The rule was simple: construction then destruction. I need to take my medicine of 10 laps before i play with my friends and i do that everyday.

Hilarious episodes took place today. First, Apratim spits on Ramyajit and starts freaking him out for a minute  by saying stuff like ''Ramyajit i love you, we'll get married and live in a cottage,'' :p !! It was so much of fun!! Then, Ramyajit asked Apratim to drown himself, and he did a really dramatic act by saying ''Bachao, Bachao, main doob raha hoon, Mai (mummy) main aa raha hoon! (Save me save me! i'm drowning! Oh Mother i am coming to you!) Then, he clings to Ramyajit and says, ''Meri jaan! mat jaa!'' (My life, Dont go!)

Then came the epic drama! Opu has a bad habit of splashing water in everyone's eyes. He does it to Anamika too. So today, Anamika held his hair really hard and tried to drown him in the water for fun. he knew it. its been done before. But Opu got hurt and angry and left the pool.

6:30 Pm : Outside The Changing Room.

Anamika gets to know the real reason behind Opu's anger from Ramyajit, and we finally decide not to go to Opu's house for Cheese Sandwiches. (2b continued) Anamika found it irrelevant. I agreed, and we met Trisha on the way. We walked back home together.

Trisha was extremely upset in school today because our stupid Geo teacher caught her in some other bus room today, yelled at her really hard, took away her ID, and threatened to call her parents. i was trying to console her by teasing her, when Opu and Ramyajit came from the gate and thoughtfully handed us a pack of Kurkure. I was busy talking to Trisha so i didn't really pay attention to what they were saying, but in the end, Ramyajit yells out to me ''Khushi! teach your friend some manners'' and i demanded and explanation from Anamika, who told me that Ramyajit wanted Anamika to apologize to Opu.

Anamika had a perfectly valid point- It wasn't as if Opu never hit her in the pool, or splashed water in her eyes. he was equally at blame. I agree with her

According to me, Both of them should apologize to each other. That fixes it for today.
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Sunday, May 5, 2013

Iron Man 3

Today, i went to see Iron man 3 with Nimmi and Anamika, Tony Stark (Robert Downey Jr.) was looking as awesome as ever before. That salt and pepper crisp look was to die for, i really envy Pepper (Gwyneth Paltrow) but they make a great couple. Just Loved the movie! Even though there is no more Iron man, Stark has turned in to a normal man (as if!).  He'll still be our favorite billionaire playboy and Sherlock Holmes, (cute! ;) ) 

Meanwhile, we went with my father and all, we enjoyed a lot with popcorn and nachos and ice teas, where me and Anamika finished off all the nachos and left Nimmi to eat the sauce and i helped her because i loved the sauce. The cheese sauce like always was a bit weird. It was sort of sour and not cheesy. But that's the way it always tastes, until i found out it isn't just cheese  but jalapeno cheese :(
And then Nimmi and Anamika had to use the washroom (Nimmi, because she had drunk too much Pepsi and Anamika, because its her usual schedule. -_-), and then we heard a voice coming out from inside the washroom which said ''Ahh'' by Nimmi and we laughed because of how wrong it sounded.

Then in the car, when Nimmi was trying to read a message and said baadi (which means ''home'' or ''house'' in Bengali) and i heard ''Maa ki'' (somewhat a fragment of a Hindi slang ''maa ki ankh'') and Nimmi and Anamika started laughing because my father was in front and could hear everything. I didn't mean it that way and didn't realize, so when Anamika translated it in English ''Mother's eye'' i could not help, but worriedly exclaim ''what happened to her mother's eye?''

Which caused even more laughter.



Then when i heard the Hindi version ''Maa ki Ankh'' i understood. And even i started laughing with them.

Then Nimmi has this really irritating ringtone which i tried to fix, and then she tried to fix it when i failed and eneded up putting on some song with starts with k and we were taking out weird meanings of what it actually meant. The song was really very funny. 

And to our surprise, in the same movie hall, we saw Diya sitting there with two of her friends (;) boys) and she came down to our seat and shyly tugged my sleeve to acknowledge my presence and then ran away. I waved at her 10 times at least after that. We met later at the park, after my father went home, and we were dropping Nimmi home, in the park. We talked for a while and shared ice tea with Diya and Arav (guy 1). Earlier in the mall, after the movie ended, Diya had come up to talk to us and show us where she had split Nacho salsa sauce on her dress. We couldn't help laughing. 

It was a wonderful day. Its thundering outside, and whats better for a lovely ending than a pleasant shower?

Shower=rain=swimming cancelled.

Shit!
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Iron Man 3: Top 20 Best parts

1.When all the iron man suits come together.
2.When The Black Guy whose Name I Dunno confronts the fake 3.Mandarin (Fake Mandarin was too cool)
4.When we found out that the bearded, dangerous looking guy who was the potential villain was actually an actor.
5.When Killian turned out to be Mandarin
6.When all the iron suits burst up
7.When Tony told the kid ''i know you are cold, because we are connected'' in response to the kid's earlier blackmail.
8.When tony stark stole my heart by being so kind and building a mini laboratory for the kid. 
9.The kid.
10.When Pepper fell down.
11.All of tony stark's anxiety attacks
12.When the President was hung from the suit.
13.Pepper killed Killian and Killian died (yeah!)
14. When Tony's house was blown up.
15.When the plant Happy had plucked leaves from grew leaves again immediately because of re coded DNA.
16.When Tony threw that V thingy after operation.
17.The final dialogue: '' You can burn my house, my belongings my life. But you cannot take away one thing from me
I'm Iron Man''
18. When Tony was captured and he was trying to escape and he was trying to call his suit by count down ''5,4,3,2'' and nothing came and the guards took that casually and said ''i'm so terrifically scared'' and all the parts of the suit came in the last countdown and the arm piece hit the ''scared'' guy on the head (yeah!)
19.  When the lady at the bar door sarcastically compliments Tony about his Dora the Explorer digital watch, which was actually given by the kid, the watch had belonged to his sister, and Tony replied ''Its limited edition''
20. When Tony's captors heard the watch beep and asks him what the hell was it, he said ''Its limited edition'' and the guy smiled and broke it, and then Tony said ''You did that to my friends sister's watch, I'm gonna kill you first!''


Saturday, May 4, 2013

Opu and Anamika's interesting Email Exchange!! :P


I have narrated down a very romantic email, sent by Arpan Gupta Ray to Anamika Sarker, right before he leaves for USA forever (yeah, you heard me right, FOREVER)

A few weeks back, Anamika recieves the following email from Opu:


''Dear Anamika
Hey, dude maybe I have fallen in love with someone called anamika.... if u know who she is :)... dude I never expecting something like this from u..... ok.... So maybe the truth is I can't get over u unless I move to USA...
hope u get it.... I Still remember ur bday and ur favourite colour (orange) Maybe u made a mistake but u really think I can get over u....
 
I know it looks easy well its not... SO TELL ME... If there is anything to say about this S***.... OR END IT DNT USE ME ANYMORE LIKE A TOY NOT EVEN ROMO!!!!!
 
I hope u understood what I tired to say....
Maybe I this is useless for u cuz u dnt like me the way I like u.......... :)''

To which Anamika sends an interesting reply back:

''Opu how many times do I have to tell you that  DO NOT want a
relationship?? I've told you atleast a million times....look at aprat
for instance..even though we were dating even after we broke up things
have still been normal between where in this case you're not
allowing..my mom,my sister and I have given you many chances but once
again you're taking the advantage of it and trust me if don't stop
this nonsense I'll have no other option but to tell my sister
EVERYTHING.... I'm still giving you a last chance to try and change
but if you disappoint me I'll have no other option but to..........''

To which Opu wrote back...sadly:

''I understand ðŸ˜Š thank u........
dont ask me why I said thank u cuz wat ever I said before was bull...........
Bunk wat I said I agree from wat u said.......
 
well sry ......... fine let stay the way it is......
dnt want to get in to trouble...''

And Anamika happily writes back:

''Yeah I'm really glad you understood what I wanted to say and I want
things to stay the way they are :D ''

But don't we all know Opu? He's so stupid that he doesn't give up;
Maybe there is a girl who has a broken smile.......
and there is a person who can make straight..........
 
 
''And one more person who feels like a moron.
Well the moron is the person will fix the broken smile... Cuz someone is feeling a shy ryt?????????
 
 THE MORON FEELS LIKE HE IS LOCKED DOWN IN HEAVEN..................
 
WELL TA TA''

Idiotic Love story ryt?? Too Stupid.

With Opu and Apratim leaving (Yeah...Apratim Too)
i would like to write down everyone's following nicknames

Opu: Black Dog

Anamika: Haramika/ Harrcondom

Ramyajit: Romo the Homo

Khushi ( -_-): Dukhi